On Riddles & Language – A Cabinet of Curiosities by Roy Sorensen

Seneca & Nero

Nero and Seneca

Assassination Proof? As Nero became more powerful there appeared to be no limit on who he me could eliminate — even his mother. His philosophy teacher, Seneca, warned Nero that there was someone he could not kill. Who was it? (Sorensen)

This riddle felt appropriate given the current political climate with upcoming elections. Fortunately, or unfortunately depending on your point of view, “democracy is the worst form of government, except for all the others.” (Churchill) Here are a few more to keep your wits about you and to entertain your friends. [Answers are at end of letter.]

Indiscernible Pills   Each day you must take an A pill and a B pill. After you tap an A pill into your palm you inadvertently tap two B pills in your hand. The A and B pills are indistinguishable. The pills are expensive and you must not overdose. Can you still use the pills you have mixed up?

I think about the seniors I know who have multiple medications and the times when I’ve confused pills myself, and I thought this might be actually helpful. Yes, there is a solution.

ON LANGUAGE

Capital Pronunciation    Languages differ in how they are written as well as in how they are spoken. In which language is pronunciation altered by capitalization?

Logically perfect language     Bertrand Russell viewed Principia Mathematica as one installment of a logically perfect language. In this perfect notation, you would be safe from pseudo-questions.

There would be no temptation to answer them because the language would prevent you from asking them. To a limited extent, written English silences pseudo-questions.In oral lectures, I illustrate this prophylactic punctuation with puzzle sentences devised by Richard Lederer and Gary Hillock.

Read it aloud: what is a four-letter word for a three-letter word which has five letters yet is spelled with three letters, while it has only two and rarely has six and never is spelled with five. Why must the riddle be spoken instead of written?

* These riddles from A Cabinet of Philosophical Curiosities: A Collection of Puzzles, Oddities, Riddles and Dilemmas by Roy Sorensen.

**** ANSWERS ******

Assassination proof – Nero’s successor. The next emperor was Galba. But Seneca was not claiming that Galba could not be killed. Galba only avoided Nero’s intention to kill him by good fortune. Seneca was making a logical point: “However many you put to death, you will never kill your successor.” Seneca was correct. Before Nero was succeeded, however, he succeeded in arranging Seneca’s death.

Pills — Add a second pill from the A bottle. Cut each of the four pills in half. take the left halves of each pill. That will be equivalent to taking 1 A pill and 1 B pill. Tomorrow, consume the remaining halves. Return to your normal regime.

Capital Pronunciation One such language is English. Here is a demonstration, ‘Job’s Job’, by an unknown poet:

In August, an august patriarch

Was reading an ad in Reading, Mass.

Long-suffering Job secured a job

To polish piles of Polish brass.

I suspect the poet is from North America because his second example, ‘Herb’s Herbs’, does not work with the British pronunciation of ‘herb’:

An herb store owner, name of Herb,

Moved to a rainier Mount Rainier.

It would have been so nice in Nice.

And even tangier in Tangier.

Logically Perfect Language —  Writing automatically disambiguates, destroying the riddle: ‘what’ is a four letter word, ‘for’ a three letter word, ‘which’ has five letters, ‘yet’ is still spelled with three letters, while ‘it’ has only two and ‘rarely’ has six and ‘never’ is spelled with five.

The period shows that sentence is a declarative sentence rather than a question. Written English forces quotation marks that clarify whether a word is bring mentioned rather than used. Commas indicate word groupings.

Punctuation marks have been introduced piecemeal over centuries. Plato preferred oral philosophy over written philosophy. One reason is that the written Greek of his era lacks modern punctuation such as separating words with spaces.

(All excerpts from Sorensen)

Aug 7, 2016

1 Comment

  1. Harley Denio

    MyLinh, Very interesting, and entertaining. Thanks.

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