Grammar matters. OK, really truly, it does. So here are some grammar matters worth sharing with fellow word nerds. AND there’s even a little something for math geeks too.
BAR JOKES
Three pronouns walked into a bar. She let him have it.
An interjection walked in to a bar. OUCH!
The past, the present, and the future walk in to a bar. It was tense.
Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They drink. They leave.
A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to drink.
A sentence fragment walked into a bar. Sensing something was missing.
Punctuation Saves Lives!
Let’s eat Dad.
Let’s eat, Dad.
I like cooking my family and my pets.
I like cooking, my family, and my pets
We’re going to learn to cut and paste kids.
We’re going to learn to cut and paste, kids.
Dear Girls,
We hate periods too.
Sincerely,
Commas
What is the meaning of this?!? Oh, it’s a pronoun.
Irony is when someone writes, “Your an idiot”.
In Search of Truth
A woman, without her man, is nothing.
OR
A woman: without her, man is nothing.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
To.
To who?
It’s to whom.
WARNING – RATED PG 13
Grammar: the difference between knowing your crap and knowing you’re crap.
I would rather cuddle then make love. If you’re good with grammar you’ll get it.
Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and your uncle jack off a horse.
THE CROSSROADS – WORD NERDS & MATH GEEKS
It works, especially when they work so well together. Math & grammar matter.
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